“I stopped eating to write my review.
I’m currently eating my fish and chips.
Whomever cooked the fries did it flawlessly. Perfectly crisped.
Anyone who can make fish like this deserves to be open mouth kissed on the genitals before their shift.

I usually am more tactful with my reviews, but this needed to be said. I’m in absolute shock, and the realization of horror is setting in that’s I will not experience another like this for a while.”

rcnal22